Happy National Scrapbook Day! <br> FREE Gifts + Extra 12% OFF Orders With Code:
Happy National Scrapbook Day!
FREE Gifts + Extra 12% OFF Orders With Code: CELEBRATE
×
Scrapbook.com
Inspiration ⁄ Deenaw's Gallery ⁄ Page 5
   Previous Next  

Cheers

Give a Cheer
Profile photo
Deenaw
August 8, 2006

My Job (Described)

Give cheer Give a Cheer
Favorite

The responsibilities of motherhood...Ahh, gotta love it! In the end, it's so SO worth it!

Products by Designer Digitals:
Paper is from Katie Pertiet's Botanist No. 9 Kit
Storyboard Negatives by Katie Pertiet
Web Challenge Freebie by Katie Pertiet
Steelfish, Soft Hits and Arial Fonts

(Long but funny) Journaling reads: JOB DESCRIPTION: Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.

RESPONSIBILITIES: The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.

POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT &amp; PROMOTION: Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you.

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE: None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.

WAGES AND COMPENSATION: You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.

BENEFITS: While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs for life if you play your cards right.

TFL!


layouts scrapbooking Book of Me
Report

Cheer sent!

Thanks for spreading positivity!

SavedRemovedChanged