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Dear Zit,

I realize that with the stress from the trip, the crappy eating on said trip, and the copious amounts of sunscreen applied on my face ...also on 'the trip'.... I pretty much rolled out the red carpet in an invitation for you to join in all the fun.

But...

we are home now. We have been home for a week. There is no more stress, sunscreen and a lot LESS crappy food). It is time for you to go.

*For real.*
- You are huge.
-You are gross.
-You are no longer welcome (not that you ever were).
-Leave quietly. Leave quickly....and we can pretend that none of this ever happened.

Your unwilling host,
Colleen


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