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Journaling reads:

Dear Management,
Ever since you have taken over my care, I have been very happy. For the most part. There are, however, some things which I think you do not understand about me and my “Rights” as the family pet. Since my happiness is of paramount importance, I have compiled the following list for you:
* When I wake you at 5:00 am every morning, please don’t complain about it. I need to go for a walk. I have been waking you every day at this time since I got here, and plan to continue this practice every day for the rest of my life. The birds are chirping, it is the start of a new day, and it’s time for you to get up. Get over it!
* I prefer to be served my dinner every night at 6:00 pm. Not 6:30, and certainly not 7:00. I don’t care if you got stuck in traffic or if your boss needed you to stay late. Take a shortcut home, and tell your boss that I am more important. Because I am!
* I would like my water bowl freshened 3 times a day. If that means that you must come home at lunchtime, then, so be it. During the summertime, I would appreciate it if you would throw in an ice cube or two. I am deserving of fresh, cold water.
* Please inform the owner of that snippy poodle on Elm that her dog needs to stop barking every time we go by. I am not interested in her. Not now, not ever.
* Please be advised that it is time to “Flip the Mattress” on our bed. Yes, “Our” bed. You see, when you leave for work each morning, that is where I take my naps. Not on that cheesy $100.00 bed you bought me on eBay, but on the bed you sleep in at night. Got it?
* For heaven’s sake, if you don’t want me to chew the tissues you put in the wastebaskets, then stop putting tissues in the wastebaskets! HELLO!!! I like Puffs Plus – They’re nice and soft, and lots of fun to tear up all over the house. OK?
* Lastly, I know you think that taking me to the groomer once a month for a bath and pedicure is sufficient, but I would prefer more frequent scheduled visits. Actually, every Saturday morning would work well for me. I am not at all concerned that it costs you $35.00. I enjoy these outings and the special treatment I receive while I am there. If you’re having trouble working this into your budget, perhaps it’s time to stop those expensive lunches you order at work. You can grab a sandwich when you stop home to freshen my water bowl. See? How hard was that?

It is my hope that this letter will serve to clear up any misunderstandings we may have had in the past. Please don’t take any of this personally… I think you just didn’t know how to treat ROYALTY. From here on out, I expect my wishes to be carried out in a timely fashion with no complaints. Rest assured that if my needs are met, “Our Home” will be a much happier place for all.
Thank you in advance,
MOVADO


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