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December 18, 2006

Ode To My Dog

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My dog is actually a girl, but the poem still fits.


My Dog He Is An Ugly Dog

My dog, he is an ugly dog.
He’s put together all wrong.
His legs are much too long.

My dog, he is a scruffy dog.
He’s missing clumps of hair.
His face is quite ridiculous.
His tail is scarcely there.

My dog, he is a dingy dog.
His fur is full of fleas.
He sometimes smells like dirty socks.
He sometimes smells like cheese.

My dog, he is a noisy dog.
He’s hardly ever still.
He barks at almost anything.
His voice is loud and shrill.

My dog, he is a stupid dog.
His mind is slow and thick.
He’s never learned to catch a ball.
He cannot fetch a stick.

My dog, he is a greedy dog.
He eats enough for three.
His belly bulges to the ground.
He is the dog for me.

--Jack Prelutsky


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