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Rules for being a good human and making my life even easier:

1. Do not put bandannas on me. They
make me look silly. Ditto on the “Doggie Coats.” I have fur. I do not get cold enough to require a coat too!

2. Dog hair is a fact of life. Deal with it. Do not try to vacuum me.

3. You may enjoy showers, but I am covered in hair. I do not enjoy bathing.
Once or twice a year is more than enough.

4. Sometimes, grass just tastes good. Don’t assume I’m going to throw up on your carpet.

5. Feel free to share a bite or two of your dinner with me. Whatever you’re cooking looks and smells a whole lot better than what’s in my bowl right now.

6. Leaving treats on the edge of the counter is not a good idea. Don’t tempt me. Yes, I may be old, but I can still jump!

7. That flash is bright. Quit taking pictures of me.


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