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SureWhyNot
July 27, 2010

Cleotis and Daisy

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Don't they look cute? Listen, don't judge a book by it's cover!!Sure, at first they were sweet, cute, loving and all the rest, BUT, when adulthood struck...so did they! Okay, I'll admit they were the BEST WATCH DOGS EVER(period). We lived on a farm...in the middle of nowhere and they would alert us to a car coming done the road better than any dog we had ever owned. BUT, they became psychotic thugs and turn on all of us!!!I'm sure some you can relate or some of you may have seen the show "America's Funniest Videos" with them attacking people....well let me tell you, it ain't funny when you are tag-teamed by these terrorist day-in-and-day-out!!You don't know the pain and power of an inner thigh pinch until one of these evil demons get a hold of you!! HA!!I can laugh now, but not at the time!

Journaling along the sides of the bg paper:
"We had to keep a broom by the door to defend ourselves."
"HELP!! I can't get out of the CAR!!"
"During one of their vicious attacks,I had to resort to grabbing them by their necks and bonking their heads together."
True story. We, eventually, gave them to a man who owned an auto repair shop. He had a large pond behind the shop. Rumor has it there was an alligator in that pond as well. We never heard from the owner after we exorcised ourselves from Satan's grip, but if the gator got them then I am sure he had the fight of his life and may have turned into a vegan!


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