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My dd with their Cat Who Hates the World --- and some advice from mom on the similarities of my grandchildren and the cat:
1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.
2. No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all human efforts
are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and
foot.
3. You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human being,
and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be
seen in public with his or her parents.
4. Even if you tell jokes as well as Jay Leno, neither your cat nor your teen will
ever crack a smile.
5. No cat or teenager shares your taste in music.
6. Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without
moving, barely breathing.
7. Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry on as if they did.
8. Cats and teenagers yawn in exactly the same manner, communicating that
ultimate human ecstasy -- a sense of complete and utter boredom.
9. Cats and teenagers do not improve anyone's furniture.
10. Cats that are free to roam outside sometimes have been known to return in
the middle of the night to deposit a dead animal in your bedroom. Teenagers are
not above that sort of behavior.


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