I'm so sorry Your Majesty but this is a fabulous potraiture of a very Regal opponent. It is certainly not acceptable he preys on poor defenceless squirrels , his taste buds are obviously not as refined as yours.. I do hope you are able to blind him with the shine from your Royal Tiara , and that it does not come down to a physical altercation. That would most certainly be beneath your Royal Self. He should most certainly know his place - and it most obviously on the other side of the fence..
The neighboring king who delights in taunting Her Royal Majesty the Queen of Sheba, and All that She Surveys, and the Owner of the Toy Mice of the World. (When the full titles come out you know she's annoyed) So please I beg of you do not give assistance to the King pictured here. It's hard enough being a lowly human servant to the most Glorious Queenly Cat when she is not annoyed but she is currently sharpening her claws, and has donned the camoflauge. I am polishing her combat tiara er rather making sure it does not shine too much and give away her presence.
The orange tabby king may seem innocent and unassuming but beware he has been known to stalk sweet adorable little squirrels. The Queen only feasts upon the best tuna her domain can produce (no cute furry little animals were harmed, feathered ones are a diff.....ouch....I wasn't.......stop that.....okay I will....my sincerest regrets about besmirching your good name Oh Magnificent One.) My apologies, the Queen wanted a different message relayed and this poor servant mistyped.
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