The sign around Teddy's neck reads:My name is Teddy and I am a VERY BAD dog. While my parents were gone I decided to make four very messy poos on the carpet. I can't see, so I decided to play in them to see if they were good ones. Up to my knees in poo, I thought it would be fun to have arts & crafts time and paint the house brown! I painted all over the carpet, the couch, Dad's open work laptop, the dining room rug, the kitchen chair, the floor of the dining room/kitchen, and, my favorite, the bed! It's a good thing my parents just bought new sheets to replace the last ones I ruined (throw up that time, not as fun to paint with)> I also performed some magic acts and got it in places my parents wonder how I even got to. It's my little secret how it happened! I am in big trouble and will probably be grounded for a long time. You might also find me outside with a free sign around my neck. Whoops!
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