My DD (6) wanted to take pictures of me this morning...so I had a bit off fun with the results. My friend sent this poem awhile back and I thought it would be fun to add it. The poem is: Gonna Be A Bear
In this life, I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) While you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you’re a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you have hairy legs and excess body fat.
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