(Scene of the Crime)It was a Tuesday, or a Friday, or was it Wednesday? No, it’s every day. At any time between 7 am and 8 pm. I leave the room , then CRASH! Or RIP! Or CLATTER! Now that the perp is 2, she can reach nearly any height and scale any obstacle to reach what she finds interesting . . .
(The Suspect)Hannah Marie Jones, 2 years old, 2’ 9”, 26 lbs. Experienced climber and pilferer of all things “pretty.” Record includes mischievous water splashing, tossing food with intent to decorate and public tantrum throwing. She lures innocent people in with her cute face and curly hair and takes them for all they have.