I realize that with the stress from the trip, the crappy eating on said trip, and the copious amounts of sunscreen applied on my face ...also on 'the trip'.... I pretty much rolled out the red carpet in an invitation for you to join in all the fun.
we are home now. We have been home for a week. There is no more stress, sunscreen and a lot LESS crappy food). It is time for you to go.
*For real.* - You are huge. -You are gross. -You are no longer welcome (not that you ever were). -Leave quietly. Leave quickly....and we can pretend that none of this ever happened.