THE WONDERFUL CHARLIE, WHO IS VERY OBVIOUSLY UP FOR A GIGGLE. HIS WIFE AND I DRESSED HIM UP LIKE THIS ON THE BEACH. HE WAS A REAL SPORT AND ONLY MOANED WHEN WE PUT THE KNOTTED HANKY ON HIM, BECAUSE HE'D USED IT EARLIER. SMALL UNION JACK AND BULL DOG ARE THOSE THINGS YOU PUT THROUGH THOSE CROC SHOES.
