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October 16, 2014. Dear management,
I'm writing to inform you that I'll be running the show from now on.
Even though I am the youngest member of the family, you will obey my demands.
I have a list... Please follow them and no one gets hurt.
#1. You realize this household is all about me. I'd like it that way-don't change it. I expect it will be this way for the next 18 years... Maybe longer.
#2. When I cry loudly, I expect to be picked up. Just do it!
#3. When I wake up at 2:00 AM, 3:00 AM, and 4:30 AM, I expect to be fed, changed, and rocked back to sleep in grandma's rocker.
#4. I will not take a bottle no matter who tries to give it to me. I expect only the best {momma's milk!}
#5. If I miss my grandma, you must buckle me up and take me over for a visit... Sooner rather than later.
#6. I plan on having things run my way and MY WAY ONLY!
If my list is met I will be a very happy baby and our family will continue to live peacefully and happily in this house. But if my demands are not met all I can say is good luck.
Sincerely,
Nolan Andrew
P. S. I do not like this bunny-eared cap; I preferred to wear my crown, thank you very much!


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