I am one and a half years old. I weigh about 32 pounds and I'm half as tall as Granny Hope. My hair is brownish-red and curly. Allan Beuhlar thought I already had my first haircut ("at least a trim")...nope I have dark eyes and very expressive eyebrows I wear 2T-3T clothing already I like to push my umbrella stroller and shopping carts instead of riding in them and I will give major attitude to anyone who treis to help me I am a big flirt I chase older boys and stare at girls in confusion I love to play at Kaylee's house while our Mommys talk When Daddy says we are going "Bye-bye", I bring him his sandals one-by-one Cleaning my room takes a long time because I don't like where toys are put away...I toss them back on the floor I'm not allergic to orange juice any more If I'm not sleepy I will sit in ANY lap offered I point at writing (whether it's right-side up or not) and try to read aloud Once I'm asleep, the only noise that wakes me is Daddy's truck I love to dance while watching "the Wiggles" on TV It you ask "Where is... "I can find a kitty, a puppy, my shoes, my hats, my milk, pooh bear, eeyore, barbie, the toy boat and captain, and my baby I love to unroll toilet paper when its not hidden well My favorite movies are Veggie Tales and Baby Songs I can say Yeah, No, Momma, Daddy, uh oh, oh yeah, oh no, and Hi...the rest isn't identifiable I like to sing loudly during church worship then play in the nursery Ketchup makes my face break out I like to walk with Daddy to the mailbox I can spin around like a princess I can pick out a video, put it in the VCR, and turn on the TV, then shut the TV cabinet all by myself. I like to pull the barrettes out of Mommy's hair I eat deli-meat non-stop I get allergy sniffles the same days as Mommy I play with cars by lining them up side-by-side and pushing them all at once I like to quack like a duck and flap my arms When Mommy and Daddy moo at cows from the truck, I yell, "Yooou" at the cows When Mommy hands me "trash" I will throw it away for her I wont let anyone else brush my teeth or wash my hair If I hear running water... it better be for me since I dump all my tubtoys in the bathtub and start taking off my shirt I love to wrestle with Daddy and *zap* (poke) his arms When I ride in my toy car, I wave my arm and say "Eyeguy" (bye-bye) I can put on my own shorts, pants, and dresses if Daddy helps with the buttons I like to weat one of Daddy's church shoes and one of Mommy's painting boots and stomp stomp stomp on the laminate floor I like toe surprise Mommy with crayon drawings in her art class sketchbook I like to hide inside the cabinet in my bedroom and giggle at Mommy I come running when I hear The Simpsons theme song I love to jump on beds I am scared of fireworks, vacuum cleaners, Micah Perkins, and airplanes I am... ELAINE MARIE
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